... turn on your sprinklers while my house was burning down. Putting out those embers that blew your way really made all the difference.
And by the way, maybe you could ask your gardeners to stop lending Sparky Firestarter, you know that guy who hangs around the neighborhood, gas cans and lighters, and it'd be really nice if you asked them to stop buying gas for him, too.
p.s. This is a kind of a response to this exchange of comments and a few other comments I saw yesterday.